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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Clayman,Apr 18 2006, 11:41 AM
Either way, we need to find these women and satisfy them correctly. Well, all of them except the fat or ugly ones.
Agreed.

That would mean that you would never shake a mans hand after he masterbated because they were having sex with one of the 11 women who masterbate.

That would leave only 5 womens hands that would be dirty after masterbation.

In most cases....the 5 remaining women would be the fat and ugly ones that didn't get laid by the previous 6 men who used to masterbate.

Moral of the story: Don't shake hands with fat ugly women.
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dcak,Apr 18 2006, 01:46 PM
Funny you cite this statistic, because my ex averaged exactly that many, only directly. She probably did stuff with door handles, too...
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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i think i'll just walk around with latex gloves on the whole day
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Clayman,Apr 18 2006, 11:41 AM
Either way, we need to find these women and satisfy them correctly. Well, all of them except the fat or ugly ones.
"Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay." -Quagmire


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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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"Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay." -Quagmire
You beat me to it!!
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