Saw this bumper sticker last week; take-off of the one above:

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're an asshole!"

 

Years ago I sent away (from an ad in Rolling Stone, I think it was) for a roll of stickers with pictures of a screw on them. What you did with them is stick them over the heart on somebody elses bumper sticker. You know, one of those "I <heart> my doberman", "I <heart> my grandchildren", "I <heart> Jesus", etc.
I wish I knew where to get more.

 

"How's my driving? Dial 1 800 EAT-SH1T"

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by azulfool
[B]Years ago I sent away (from an ad in Rolling Stone, I think it was) for a roll of stickers with pictures of a screw on them.

 

Not really a bumper sticker, but when someone puts a fin on the Christian fish and turns it into a shark.

 

In the same mode that the fishes eye is a Star of David and the letters inside spell GEFILT (a little ethnic humor)

 

Who could forget the famous:

"Keep honking, I'm reloading!"

 

Saw this off an old van ...

"I love animals!
Becauase they taste good!"

 

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

(Fat guy driving)

 

"My Kid Was the Inmate of the Month at the County Jail!"