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* Sleeps Well with others
* I see dumb people
*Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
* Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup'
* The only way to get rid of temptation is to give into it.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
* I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

 

It wasn't a bumper sticker but on the back of a (black) t-shirt worn by a (fat) dude on a Harley: "If you can read this the bitch fell off"

On a bumper sticker: "My karma ran over your dogma"

 

I saw a variation on that. It was on the back of a shirt of a lady walking down the street. It said, "If you can read this, the baby fell out."

I guess she's talking about one of those sling packs to hold kids in.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by babygrass
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I saw a variation on that.

 

Don't argue with your wife
Just dicker

 

Bumper sticker

"Work extra hard today...

...Millions of wellfare people are
depending upon you....."

"When you are done sucking on that

maybe you can stick it in there."

 

I'm laughing SOOOO hard right now.

 

Bumper sticker on back of motorcycle helmet seen on the 91 East

"The 91 Freeway Sucks"

 

wasn't that funny but here it is anyway:
"As a matter of fact I DO own this road!"

 

This one allways cracks me up

"My kid beat up your Honor Student!"