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Old Aug 22, 2004 | 11:55 PM
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This is one of the funniest E-mails I've every received.....


Living In 2004
> >
> >You know you're living in 2004 when...
> >
> >1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> >
> >2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> >
> >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> >
> >4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> >
> >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
> >they don't have e-mail addresses.
> >
> >6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a
> >business manner.
> >
> >7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
> >outside line.
> >
> >8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> >different companies.
> >
> >10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
> >
> >11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> >
> >12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> >anyone is home.
> >
> >13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
> >screen.
> >
> >14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
> >first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
> >turn around to go and get it.
> >
> >15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
> >
> >16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
> >
> >17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
> >
> >18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
> >message.
> >
> >19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> >
> >20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
> >list.
> >
> >AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
> >
> >Go on, forward this to your friends ..you know you want to!
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 03:29 PM
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i got that afew months ago, its still funny tho
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 04:29 PM
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LoL. 19, 20, and I guess you can call it 21 got me.
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 07:12 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2004 | 07:27 AM
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I scrolled back up..... derp.....
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