funny story?
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funny story?
actually, the other thread about the 17 year old who called 911 to report herself drunk reminded me of this....
this happened last year, at one of my friends christmas parties. everyone started to clear out around midnight, and a few of us weren't quite ready to retire for the night. I was one of those people, tho I shouldn't have. I had been working on a bottle of crown (750 ml), and was about 3/4 thru it at that point.
so we all saddle up and head over to the nearest bar, a shadey little hole-in-the-wall in a not-so-good part of town. after a few more drinks in there, and I'm a little loopy. I accidentally went into the ladies room at one point. whoops.
right about 1:30am is when it started to hit me, and I needed some fresh air, so I step outside, vomit, and decide a little
would do me well. so I sit in the car and puff a little.....
the next thing I know, I hear a knocking at the window. I had fallen asleep in the drivers seat (still in the bar parking lot), so I roll down the window, and in my drunken haze, ask "whats up?"
the voice replies back to me "you're too drunk to drive, let me get you home," and I'm not in any shape to argue, so I hop over to the passenger seat (this was my last car, a civic), thinking it was one of my friends who offered to drive me.
this happened last year, at one of my friends christmas parties. everyone started to clear out around midnight, and a few of us weren't quite ready to retire for the night. I was one of those people, tho I shouldn't have. I had been working on a bottle of crown (750 ml), and was about 3/4 thru it at that point.
so we all saddle up and head over to the nearest bar, a shadey little hole-in-the-wall in a not-so-good part of town. after a few more drinks in there, and I'm a little loopy. I accidentally went into the ladies room at one point. whoops.
right about 1:30am is when it started to hit me, and I needed some fresh air, so I step outside, vomit, and decide a little
would do me well. so I sit in the car and puff a little.....the next thing I know, I hear a knocking at the window. I had fallen asleep in the drivers seat (still in the bar parking lot), so I roll down the window, and in my drunken haze, ask "whats up?"
the voice replies back to me "you're too drunk to drive, let me get you home," and I'm not in any shape to argue, so I hop over to the passenger seat (this was my last car, a civic), thinking it was one of my friends who offered to drive me.
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays' date='Jan 5 2009, 01:43 PM
I assume he means "lucky" like not robbed or anal raped
I didn't die, get robbed, etc.
or if you opposed prop 8.....
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays' date='Jan 5 2009, 01:43 PM
I assume he means "lucky" like not robbed or anal raped
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One of my buddies was really drunk and passed out at a stoplight.
At the DUI court appearance the cop took him aside and said, "Son I wanted to follow you home and let that be it, but when I opened the door you started scooting into the passenge seat and told me, "Thank god you are here, I'm too ####ing drunk to drive.""
At the DUI court appearance the cop took him aside and said, "Son I wanted to follow you home and let that be it, but when I opened the door you started scooting into the passenge seat and told me, "Thank god you are here, I'm too ####ing drunk to drive.""
