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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:30 PM
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 5 2009, 02:02 PM
Thanks for a dry answer to an obviously-loaded question. Really warmed up the room.
I was hoping people would run with it but apparently that isnt the case
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj' date='Jan 5 2009, 02:19 PM
One of my buddies was really drunk and passed out at a stoplight.

At the DUI court appearance the cop took him aside and said, "Son I wanted to follow you home and let that be it, but when I opened the door you started scooting into the passenge seat and told me, "Thank god you are here, I'm too ####ing drunk to drive.""
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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Surprise buttsecks wouldn't have been cool. You definitely got lucky.
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:43 PM
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a friend of mine got pulled over for a possible DUI. he claimed he only had 1 beer and wasnt drunk but when the cop asked him to do a few tests he said "geez, this would be hard to do even if i was sober"
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by u8myrice' date='Jan 5 2009, 02:42 PM
Surprise buttsecks wouldn't have been cool. You definitely got lucky.
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