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Old 06-14-2009, 11:25 AM
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Man and I thought the s2ki'ers were brutal...

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just got my gti about 3 weeks ago and dirve it to high school. Obviously since the lot had bad drivers i dont trust anyone...me and my other racer buddies park in a corner of the lot so we dont have to worry about anything...the other day i was walking in the hall and i hear this girl saying that she just hit a car in the corner where the racers park..i walk up to her and im like woah what color was it and she was like black and in like WHAT?! was it an evo? 3series bmw? or a vw? and she was idk what those cars are but it had 3 letters in the front starting with a g...my heart completely drops and i run outside to my car. I look at it and am like omg and the girl is like well..its not that bad do you have to get it fixed?? typical blonde girl but anyways 2300 later i need a fender, bumper, and light cover
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hahaha, that photo shopped pic from fast and furious is funny.
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racer's parking area...
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Maybe he can get apology sex from the blonde
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Not if he's an Icy Hot Stunta
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just got my gti about 3 weeks ago and dirve it to high school. Obviously since the lot had bad drivers i dont trust anyone...me and my other racer buddies park in a corner of the lot so we dont have to worry about anything...the other day i was walking in the hall and i hear this girl saying that she just hit a car in the corner where the racers park..i walk up to her and im like woah what color was it and she was like black and in like WHAT?! was it an evo? 3series bmw? or a vw? and she was idk what those cars are but it had 3 letters in the front starting with a g...my heart completely drops and i run outside to my car. I look at it and am like omg and the girl is like well..its not that bad do you have to get it fixed?? typical blonde girl but anyways 2300 later i need a fender, bumper, and light cover
Grammar fail.
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^^education at it's finest
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