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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 07:12 AM
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I went to remove a refrigerator from the back porch of a house this morning. Nice little neighbor girl sticks her head out and says she is letting her dog out to go to the bathroom. I say "i will be just a few minutes removing the fridge".... so.... out comes the pitbull..... the leash is long enough to allow it to jump their fence and be within about a foot of my leg...ahhaha.... great....

eventually the mom came out and struggled like hell to get the monster back over their fence..... then we discussed why the leash was so long that it could jump their fence..... I had a 2x1 in my hand that had nails in it..... not sure who would have won

ghettofabulous...
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 07:53 AM
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lol nice ghetto story haha

+1 for the 2x1 with the nails in it
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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Pits are a menace. Were I you; I
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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The dog would have won at least rounds 1,2,3, & 4. The 1X2 would have broken on the 1st swing. Maybe a 2X4 with nails would have woked by round 3.

Glad you've still got your legs and balls.
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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You should have thrown frozen peas at the dogs face when it was a foot away on a leash
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 09:41 AM
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Since Scot posted this:

IBTM!!!
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2006, 01:41 PM
Since Scot posted this:

IBTM!!!
Hey...WTF!!!!

IBTL too....
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Dec 12 2006, 01:25 PM
You should have thrown frozen peas at the dogs face when it was a foot away on a leash
the neighbor lady did say that my x-tenants kids used to tease the dog..... not very smart..... still don't know why the leash was so damned long.... all part of the fun...
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Dec 12 2006, 10:56 AM
the neighbor lady did say that my x-tenants kids used to tease the dog..... not very smart..... still don't know why the leash was so damned long.... all part of the fun...
"If'n there fixin' to git my stuff, and they try to run, they'll be thinkin' that Chopper here gonna only go to the fence, but they're gonna be wrong n' there gonna be a big bite in that sucker's butt heh heh heh heh. . . "
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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 12 2006, 01:00 PM
"If'n there fixin' to git my stuff, and they try to run, they'll be thinkin' that Chopper here gonna only go to the fence, but they're gonna be wrong n' there gonna be a big bite in that sucker's butt heh heh heh heh. . . "
Hey I'm in Tennessee and I find this extremely insulting!!!
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