Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are
dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to
his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog doo, 20
feet back."

 

Not bad, but for some reason it reminds me of a true story. I was downtown with my dad one day, parked on the side of the street when wouldn't you know it, 2 blind people come up on each other. They tap thier canes together and take a step back. trying again they are both having touble. Well the one older lady starts to screem "Leave me alone!!!" and the other younger gentleman yells "Can't you see I'm blind?!!! just leave me be!"

Well it was a truely sorry sight, and I felt bad for both of them, but my dad and I are hysterical, I can barely spit out a word from laughing so hard, as I make my way over to them. When I get my composure, I tell both of them that they are indeed both blind, and just happened to run into each other. The older lady, smacked me in the shin with here cane, and told me to stop being cruel, and walked the other way. The younger guy started to laugh and said "what are the odds of that? " one in a billion I would guess.