You did the right thing. It's obvious that you aren't ready for that kind of pickup in that situation.

Here's how you do it. First off in college, get some social lubrication ie. Alcohol and then when your inhibitions are gone, make some moves. Sure it will be a little sloppy, but it's college. It's time for you to learn and hone your game. Try different styles, angles. Who cares. It's all for fun, you aren't looking for a wife, you're looking to get your knob slobbed.

Also, take an English class or 3 in college. Your writing skills are for shit.

 

 

 

When was it ever great?

 

I usually unzip it and kinda spread my legs wide open under the table and raise my eye brows twice.

 

who were you with?

are you any good with the ladies?

Answers here would help us understand the situation.

 

he was with brother, dad, and brother's friend, as mentioned

his lack of game shows that he is NOT any good with the ladies

 

Buy some Jay-Z albums and take what he says to heart. You will have more girls then you know what to do with, just dont try to imposter his dressing lol.

 

 

This situation is really too simple. In the future do the following:

Step 1: Nudge dad and bro and smirk. Say "watch this!"

Step 2: Walk over to said girl with a swagger in your step and a big cocky smile on your face.

Step 3: Walk up behind said girl and bend her over said bar.

Step 4: PIIHB.

Step 5: Have said cameraman record aforementioned on video.

Step 6: Have said anchorwoman stand nearby and report on the action.

Step 7: Obtain copy of aforementioned recording and post on S2KI.

Step 8: Achieve internet immortality.