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Old 05-28-2004, 01:56 PM
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A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar..... and thats just the first guy...
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HAHA @ Ruby

good jokes ppl!
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Originally posted by Russian
A man is sitting at home one day watching television when his girlfriend suddenly bursts through the front door crying. He looks over to her and asks her, "What's wrong?" She looks at him and screams a stream of obscenity at him before running off to their bedroom.

Confused, the man stands up and walks into the bedroom where he sees his girlfriend packing up all her clothes. He asks her what's the matter again, but she just screams at him some more until he finally sits her down on the bed and calms her down.

"Why are you acting this way?" he asks her.

"I was talking to my friend today," she tells him between sniffs, "and she told me you were a pedophile."

The man chuckles and shakes his head before saying, "Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for an eight year-old."
I got it. His G/F is an 8 year old and she was talking to her 8 yr old friend.....
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BTW, these are funny. Keep em coming!!
Old 05-28-2004, 05:54 PM
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Ohhhh man. That was some funny sh!t.
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Power of the P . U . S . S . Y . . .
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EDIT : took the worst joke off the list. Sorry, but it shouldn't be here, or even in my vocabulary.
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On a serious note... three little kids in Massachusetts were beheaded... this type of joke scares me.

Kind of a crazy joke.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by ninethreeeleven
Okay by popular demand for more terrible jokes here is the one I was PM'ing those who asked.


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