GIT - R - Done ? WTF!
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Aside from Larry and Jeff whom I displike. There is another one who did a standup video, can't remember what his name is but he drinks alot and smokes alot. I liked his act. He is a huge jackass and that makes it great!
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From: M.I.A.M.I., FLORIDA
Originally Posted by VoIPA,Mar 1 2005, 08:56 PM
I'm white, older than you, hate Nascar, but "Here's your sign..." I LOVE IT. I still use that phrase with my friends that have heard that routine (and most of them deserve it).
EDIT: I've never seen or heard the GIT-R-DONE phrase before, and I'm in Alabama (redneck central). Feel free to speculate...
EDIT: I've never seen or heard the GIT-R-DONE phrase before, and I'm in Alabama (redneck central). Feel free to speculate...
Thought you might enjoy this....
Ron White: Hey Bill, tell the one when we were in Buffalo. You know, the one where we were doing that show in Buffalo and you lost your...
Bill Engvall: Oh God. We were doing a show in Buffalo, New York. And we land at the airport, and we go down to get our luggage, and mine didn't show up, which I know happens. So we go down to the lost luggage, where everyone is in *such a good mood!* Who applies for that job? Who says, I want to work in lost luggage? You don't have a good day! It's like a job emptying porta-potties, you're just gonna catch crap all day long!
Jeff Foxworthy: That is beautiful, did you just make that up?
Bill Engvall: Yeah. I like to use analogies in my show.
[Larry has a confused look on his face. Bill leans over and stage whispers]
Bill Engvall: That's where they compare things...
[Cast and audience crack up. Larry gives his look for a moment again, while Jeff and Bill exchange a high five]
Bill Engvall: So, anyway. I'm trying to be nice to this woman in lost luggage, and I say, "Excuse me!" And she goes, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am. You lost my luggage." She looks me right in the eye, and goes, "Has your plane landed yet?"
[Bill gives look to the audience, while Jeff and Ron raise their hands to calm audience down]
Bill Engvall: I said, "No princess! I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on them!" Here's your sign!
Bill Engvall: Oh God. We were doing a show in Buffalo, New York. And we land at the airport, and we go down to get our luggage, and mine didn't show up, which I know happens. So we go down to the lost luggage, where everyone is in *such a good mood!* Who applies for that job? Who says, I want to work in lost luggage? You don't have a good day! It's like a job emptying porta-potties, you're just gonna catch crap all day long!
Jeff Foxworthy: That is beautiful, did you just make that up?
Bill Engvall: Yeah. I like to use analogies in my show.
[Larry has a confused look on his face. Bill leans over and stage whispers]
Bill Engvall: That's where they compare things...
[Cast and audience crack up. Larry gives his look for a moment again, while Jeff and Bill exchange a high five]
Bill Engvall: So, anyway. I'm trying to be nice to this woman in lost luggage, and I say, "Excuse me!" And she goes, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am. You lost my luggage." She looks me right in the eye, and goes, "Has your plane landed yet?"
[Bill gives look to the audience, while Jeff and Ron raise their hands to calm audience down]
Bill Engvall: I said, "No princess! I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on them!" Here's your sign!
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From: Nashville
Ebonics for the toothless white folks.
I think instead of saying.... "lets do this" or "go ahead and do that"
You would instead say "git-r-done"
someone is making a pile of $ off of those stupid stickers that all the hillbillies are putting on their trucks.... they are usually pretty big stickers.....
I think instead of saying.... "lets do this" or "go ahead and do that"
You would instead say "git-r-done"
someone is making a pile of $ off of those stupid stickers that all the hillbillies are putting on their trucks.... they are usually pretty big stickers.....
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From: M.I.A.M.I., FLORIDA
Originally Posted by mav,Mar 2 2005, 01:47 PM
If I became President of the United States, I would ban NASCAR and bring Formula 1 to Laguna Seca.
And what the hell does GIT-R-Done mean?
And what the hell does GIT-R-Done mean?
Oh and don't knock NASCAR until you've actually been to a race and really 'understand' it.
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Understand it? Whats there to understand?
Bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, repeat. Wake me up when theres a crash.
Bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, repeat. Wake me up when theres a crash.
"DAMN, that Taurus is turning some hot laps, gonna get me one of them bad boys!"
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From: M.I.A.M.I., FLORIDA
Originally Posted by mav,Mar 2 2005, 02:15 PM
Understand it? Whats there to understand?
Bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, repeat. Wake me up when theres a crash.
Bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, bunch of cars goes straight, bunch of cars make left turn, repeat. Wake me up when theres a crash.
"Don't argue with an idiot because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
You don't want to even bother "learning" about it so why do I even bother?