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God bless Mommy, God bless daddy....

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Old May 24, 2010 | 01:54 PM
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers, which ended: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa." The next day the grandfather died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which ended: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy, goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch in his office, and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so, instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?" He said "I don’t want to talk about it. I’ve just spent the worst day of my life." She said :"You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my tennis instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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Old May 25, 2010 | 07:27 AM
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didnt see that one coming!
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