Ya know... funny thing is, I mentioned something about the word "rape" to a female friend and now she is holding me to it or else shes gonna call me a tease, gotta love west coast girls!

 

If she's willing, it ain't rape! and therefore, no fun.

























jokes and jokes.

 

1 hour until the big night starts.

a little music.....

HIGH
WELL I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM
BUT THEY SURE DO COME
I HOPE THEY COMING FOR ME
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT
BUT THEY SURE DO IT GOOD
I HOPE THEY DOING IT FOR FREE

AND YOU CAN
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER

WELL THE FIRST TIME I GOT IT
I WAS JUST TEN YEARS OLD
I GOT IT FROM SOME KITTY NEXT DOOR
AND WHEN I SEE THE DOCTOR
AND HE GAVE ME THE CURE
I THINK I GOT IT SOME MORE

THEY GAVE ME
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
I GOT A
BACK SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER

ITS NOTHING DANGEROUS
I FEEL NO PAIN
I GOT THE CHUG CHUG TRAIN
YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT WHEN
YOU GOING INSANE
IT'LL MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY CRY
WON'T YOU MAKE MY BAD

solo

WELL I MAKE A PUSSY PURR
WITH THE STROKE OF MY HAND
THEY KNOW THEY

 

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

 

rofl

 

what who the hell goes out at 6pm unless its to happy hour.

 

it's called pre-drinking

 

icmyofb

 

Let's take bets on how many times Scot will get slapped throughout the evening. I'm betting 3.

 

he's getting an early start so I give it a 4:0 slapped to number ratio