girls don't slap anymore unless they know you

 

I'll drive up there to watch u make an ass of yourself

 

how about in 2 weeks you can drive up.

i am back... **** i am tired... who the hell starts at 6:00pm and expects to last through midnight or later?????? NOT ME.....

lots of fat chicks, a few decent looking girls and lots of dudes....... blaaaa

i think i had way too much to drink to drive home, but mr. pibb + red vines = crazy delicious...

the only real excitement was that I insulted some pigs who were playing pool so they left.... then we got to play.

 

back at 11:13, thats weak scot. The hot women don't get drunk enough to give you a 2nd look until 12-1:30am.... right about the time vtec9 was feelin frisky.

hit 140mph in the S on the way home tonight just glad I didn't kill myself.. or get herpes from the very hot girl with the cowboy hat and illegally small top

 

You're in the prime situation to start golddiggin' divorcees. . . find out where they're drinking, and you're in like Flint.

As far as the 3F Gilrs (Fat, Fugly, Fives), you *may* need to take one for the team, but I wouldn't do it unless absolutely necessary.

1. Go to the better neighborhoods.
2. Find out where the Cougars are drinking.
3. Initiate predatory behavior.
4. Live off of some other schmuck's alimony.

 

so you didn't piihb?

 

I would have been too damned tired to anyway.

I need to go home and take a nap, then go back out at 10:00 apparently.... I don't need to see the ugly fat geezers at 6:00 any more...

 

No happy ending....

 

I dunno, he may have had a visit with fistina before passing out for the night.

 

you should