Golden Man Rules
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Golden Man Rules
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I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
II. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
III. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
IV. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. I lost approximately nine friends last October who felt the need to bust my balls when the Red Sox lost to the Devil's Bitches. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative.
V. You must never own a cat.
VI. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your S2000 Bros.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
VII. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick.
VIII. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
IX. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.
X. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
XI. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible
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I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
II. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
III. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
IV. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. I lost approximately nine friends last October who felt the need to bust my balls when the Red Sox lost to the Devil's Bitches. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative.
V. You must never own a cat.
VI. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your S2000 Bros.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
VII. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick.
VIII. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
IX. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.
X. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
XI. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible
Buddy's cousin.
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Originally Posted by s2000raj' date='Jan 26 2009, 11:32 AM
III b, though is true....i had to break it once. It was worth it. I gave my buddy a year to close the deal and he couldn't.
