Putin owns a cat and he's not gay. Granted, its a tiger.

 

I think owning a cat is far more manly than owning a small dog. plus, all I have to do is feed it, let it in and out, and change the litter.

 

yeah there are some dogs that i view as much worse than owning a cat

buddy of mine spent like $800 on a f'ing chihuahua ... i wanted to kick that thing so bad every time it yapped at me...

 

I'm just playing, damn didn't mean to hurt your vagina's.....

 

its not you so much as there's this general notion that only gay men and middle age women can own cats, and I never understood it....

 

I don't own a cat, I own a lawn tiger

 

Yeah the cat rule is stupid and untrue....

Also, Why can't you bang your friends sister???

And while were on that rule, why can't i bang my ex girlfriends?

These rules are DEFINITLEY hit and miss.

A good read though

 

Owning a cat is equal to saying, "Hey, I want some pet around that really doesn't give a shit about and is low-maintenance. . . BUT I WANT A PET!!!"

Sounds like a chick maneuver to me. . .

 

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.

I usually see chicks with this shit:



cats are too smart to be put in those things. try it, and I guaranty they won't like it.

 

"men" who follow a lot (not all of) of these "rules" are just insecure and probably have low self-confidence