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when i was 14 my grandpa would drive me to school,
hes a navy vet. so it might explain it.

did you get your dick wet yet?
shit when i was your age i was pounding 10 pussy's a day.
kimosavi

oooooweeeee!! look at that girl. you should go ask her to rub her **** on your face..

when are you going to go water those hills.???? points at my teacher....

what can i say hes a drunk perverted man

 

My grandpa got me into golf back when i was like 8 or 9.. i'm pretty good, but he will say the most random things..

i was at his house the other day and he farted. he said " was that a bull frog yelling "

and since my grandma passed away, he is always telling me " Noah, got anyone for me yet"

hence, hes 86 and counting.. WWII vet

 

Mine was always telling me "want in one hand and shit in the other, see which ones fills up first"

 

my grampa was a ornery ol sumbitch, but he always made us laugh,
a short time before we had our first boy we went to his house for christmas and he went straight up to my wife and told her she looked like a snake that swallowed a baseball