Gray Elephants In Iceland
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Gray Elephants In Iceland
Not much grows in Iceland in the winter. Cabbage is the most common crop, and most citizens in the country have cabbage patches in their yards.
Iceland had never had a circus, so when a traveling circus came to Rekyjavik thousands pf people came to see it, and to see the exotic animals--lions, tigers, elephants--which had never been in their country. One day, one of the elephants escaped, made it out of the city, and began to roam the countryside, looking for something to eat.
An Icelandic woman who had never seen an elephant and was a bit nearsighted, spotted the animal in her yard and phoned the police.
"There's a huge gray animal with a long tail in my back yard. It's pulling out all of my cabbages with its tail."
The police sergeant was a bit confused. "What is it doing with the cabbages aftet it pulls them out of the ground?"
"You don't want to know."
Iceland had never had a circus, so when a traveling circus came to Rekyjavik thousands pf people came to see it, and to see the exotic animals--lions, tigers, elephants--which had never been in their country. One day, one of the elephants escaped, made it out of the city, and began to roam the countryside, looking for something to eat.
An Icelandic woman who had never seen an elephant and was a bit nearsighted, spotted the animal in her yard and phoned the police.
"There's a huge gray animal with a long tail in my back yard. It's pulling out all of my cabbages with its tail."
The police sergeant was a bit confused. "What is it doing with the cabbages aftet it pulls them out of the ground?"
"You don't want to know."
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