I have a new pick up line that works every time!

It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them.

Here's how it goes, 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion?

Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?

 

I think it works much better when both of you are alone...

 

Seems kind of sad that you have to chloroform your RealDoll to get her to have sex with you.

 

We had a best pickup lines thread a while back. That one was in there.

 

why?

 

I missed that thread.

 

 

That would've been funnier if it wasn't a ripoff from the movie "Hall Pass."

 

That line has been around a lot longer than Hall Pass.

 

lame thread is a success.