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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:29 AM
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Not sure. Removed a bunch of polyps, now I have severe pain and discomfort in my lower abdomen. Doctor told me that if it doesn't subside by 2pm that I need to get a CAT scan at the ER. Where's Raj?
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Apr 20 2010, 09:29 AM
Not sure. Removed a bunch of polyps, now I have severe pain and discomfort in my lower abdomen. Doctor told me that if it doesn't subside by 2pm that I need to get a CAT scan at the ER. Where's Raj?
Fapout has just scientifically proven that massive fapping is NOT beneficial for your colon.
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:37 AM
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fapping is beneficial to your PROSTATE.
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Apr 20 2010, 09:29 AM
Not sure. Removed a bunch of polyps, now I have severe pain and discomfort in my lower abdomen. Doctor told me that if it doesn't subside by 2pm that I need to get a CAT scan at the ER. Where's Raj?
Hope everything is alright man.
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Diego1107,Apr 20 2010, 10:36 AM
Fapout has just scientifically proven that massive fapping is NOT beneficial for your colon.
Neither is prison but I don't think this has anything to do with that.
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:42 AM
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ouch
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Apr 20 2010, 09:38 AM
Neither is prison but I don't think this has anything to do with that.
Actually, I would think prison to be extremely unfavorable to the colon.
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 07:28 AM
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Get better soon so you can bring back the LULZ
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 07:59 AM
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 07:59 AM
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I would go to the emergency room because that's not normal.

But now let me tell of one other unintended consequence from your colonoscopy that they don't tell you about.

Hemorrhoids! Your sphincter muscle gets stretched and you'll never fart with a pure note again. If you are used to sitting on the can and reading mags get used to quickies so that your insides don't try to fall out your tail hole.

Usually a colonoscopy results in the need for extra fiber in your diet to make sure you can move your bowels quickly enough for it not to be uncomfortable afterwards.

Dang it sucks getting older.
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