Halloween joke
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Halloween joke
A Vampire walks into a bar and he orders some hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you only drank blood?" "I do," says the vampire as he pulls out a bloody tampon, "I'm making tea."
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Originally Posted by S2020,Nov 1 2007, 12:58 PM
A Vampire walks into a bar and he orders some hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you only drank blood?" "I do," says the vampire as he pulls out a bloody tampon, "I'm making tea."
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A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's O.K., my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party.
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's O.K., my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party.
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Originally Posted by S2020,Nov 1 2007, 10:58 AM
A Vampire walks into a bar and he orders some hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you only drank blood?" "I do," says the vampire as he pulls out a bloody tampon, "I'm making tea."