Halloween joke
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Since all the jokes are nasty, I'll give one out but it doesn't have anything to do with Halloween.
A man was stranded in a desert as he struggled to find his way out.
After hours of searching, he has drained all his energy and could no longer walk anymore. As he was crawling on the sand hoping that he'll be saved, a goddess appeared in front of him. Looking at the poor man, she offered him strawberry juice. Feeling rejuvnated after gulping the whole cup, he asked, "May I have one more cup please?"
"Next month", replied the goddess.
A man was stranded in a desert as he struggled to find his way out.
After hours of searching, he has drained all his energy and could no longer walk anymore. As he was crawling on the sand hoping that he'll be saved, a goddess appeared in front of him. Looking at the poor man, she offered him strawberry juice. Feeling rejuvnated after gulping the whole cup, he asked, "May I have one more cup please?"
"Next month", replied the goddess.
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From: Orlando Area FTW!!!
Originally Posted by Vik2000,Nov 1 2007, 05:05 PM
Since all the jokes are nasty, I'll give one out but it doesn't have anything to do with Halloween.
A man was stranded in a desert as he struggled to find his way out.
After hours of searching, he has drained all his energy and could no longer walk anymore. As he was crawling on the sand hoping that he'll be saved, a goddess appeared in front of him. Looking at the poor man, she offered him strawberry juice. Feeling rejuvnated after gulping the whole cup, he asked, "May I have one more cup please?"
"Next month", replied the goddess.
A man was stranded in a desert as he struggled to find his way out.
After hours of searching, he has drained all his energy and could no longer walk anymore. As he was crawling on the sand hoping that he'll be saved, a goddess appeared in front of him. Looking at the poor man, she offered him strawberry juice. Feeling rejuvnated after gulping the whole cup, he asked, "May I have one more cup please?"
"Next month", replied the goddess.
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Originally Posted by Scot,Nov 3 2007, 08:05 PM
since we are going nasty.
how does a girl in west Virginia (pick your hillbilly state) know that her mother has her period????
her brothers dick tastes like blood....
how does a girl in west Virginia (pick your hillbilly state) know that her mother has her period????
her brothers dick tastes like blood....