President Bush has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our communities. Since the Taliban and Al Qaida cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman who is not their wife, on this Saturday afternoon at 5:00 PM Eastern, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely NAKED to help identify and weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this special antiterrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs to prove you think it's OK to see other women nude and, therefore, are not a terrorist. Since the Taliban and Al Qaida also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side will be further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

Names and addresses of all nonparticipants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United States of America appriciates your efforts to root out terrorists and lauds your patriotism.

 

Will this excellent security initiative be televised.

 

I'll definitely do my part!... and sit outside and watch, too!

 

Absolutely -- live.

 

I've never felt so patriotic in my life

 

I'll do this.....but only for America!

 

True patriots, all.

 

No FAT chicks ok!

 

I will also salute any attractive nekkid woman. No hands!

 

Sign me up for this. Just doing my patriotic duty.