A magician is working a cruise ship. Since he gets a new audience each week, he uses the same magic tricks over and over again. Trouble is, the captain's parrot sits on a perch and watches the show every night. Pretty soon, the parrot figures out how all the tricks work and starts telling the audience: "Aawk! He pulled that out of his sleeve." "Aawk! There's another hat behind the chair." "Aawk! Every card is the ace of spades." The magician gets very p*ssed, but can't do anything. This is the captain's parrot. Then the ship sinks. The magician finds himself, as luck would have it, sharing a life raft with the parrot. They both sit there and stare at each othe in hateful silence for one day, two days, three days. Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot buckles: "Aawk! OK, I give up, where's the f*cking ship?"

 

Hahahaha, that's awesome!

 

That's a good one. An old one, but a good one.

By the way, I learned from a friend (another magician) that there's one trick you should never perform on a ship: the one where you borrow a wedding ring, it disappears and is found on a clip in your keycase in your pocket. A friend of his used to do this trick . . . until the day when he didn't get the ring completely on the clip, and it went sliding across the deck, to the edge, over the edge, and into the water!

Yikes!

I have no idea what you do in a situation like that.

Maybe dive in after it.

 

Great joke.... heard it before, but still made me laugh

 

LOL