A very attractive lady saunters up to the bar, in a quiet rural pub and the bartender comes over to her immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals, that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard."Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she says running her hands beyond his beard to his long dark hair."I I'm afraid I can't, he's out of town", breathes the bartender, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes, there is.", she continues, running her forefinger across the bartenders lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth, allowing him to suck on them gently, "I need you give him a message" "Wha, What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to stammer.
"Tell him", she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, no hand soap, and no paper towels in the ladies room!"
















DaRKCrow
"Do ever let gurls put their finger in yo mouth anymore.....you dunno where its been "

 

Oh Damn... I wouldn't let anyone put their fingers in my mounth to begin with. That bartender was a sucker and that women sounds like a coniving BITCH.

 

i'm seriously hoping that is not a true story...

 

I wouldn't doubt it... There are some twisted individuals in this world, girls not excluded.

 

O-L-D joke. But not bad anywho....

 

Actually, I already know of a few incidents based on such event and it ain't pretty.

 

Yes that is a true story.

 

 

LOL, I heard that a long time ago. Would be funny as hell to do too