Ok, I took my new G35 coupe in to get the spoiler put on... A rent a car company came, picked me up, and took me to get a rental. Well I got a brand new dodge neon SXT! (i think)

Since it was brand new, i didn't think there would be anything wrong with it, when we did a walk around, i didn't see anything either. Later, I got home and realized that there is a paint chip on the back bumper. I was scared and I was thinkin' how stupid I was for not getting the insurance for $9...

I tried touching it up, but didn't work... So I was thinking, what would look natural.... BIRD POOP! So I walked around and found some poopies..

I used vanilla ice cream to bond the poop and paint together...

I hope they won't find out and charge me $$$!

Here are some pics...

 

hahahh..i don't know about the whole log. but hey, your name says it all.

 

I think that's brilliant!

 

Very Nice

 

 

I think you're being a bit too paranoid. Most rental car companies won't say anything as long as all the body pannels are still there.

 

classic!

 

 

thats bad ass. we need more creative people like you around. you prob didnt need to worry, but thats classic. oh man.

late

 

lol! DOOKIE THIS!! LOL