I don't wear hats anymore, I just don't have any clothing that would look right with a hat... they call it "grown man style" I think. if it's cold, I have a few beanies.

 

it was suppose to be a joke. because someone equated wearing caps with a flat bill to being a thug. therefore, in jest, because i do wear my hat with a flat bill from time to time, threw out a fictitious example of thug behavior.

key refers to a kilogram of cocaine, usually originated from columbia. in order to exclaim my ficitious status as a thug, i stated i "ship grand pianos." as most know, pianos have many keys. thus, i am saying i ship off many kilos of a controlled substance. very thuggish behavior, from someone that wears a flat billed cap. the point i was trying to make is that, how can one even judge a person by the way they wear their hat! from actual thug, to wannabe thug.

there u made me explain it.

maybe next tyme, i shall endevour to use olde english, so i am understood.

 

OH SNAP!

 

see, where I'm coming from, only the most clueless would wear a cap without curving the bill. So to me, Easy E looks like a credible witness in the posted image. If he didn't know enough to curve the bill to fit the cap to his head, I couldn't trust that he had enough sense to rub two pennies together

I played Little League baseball for years, and the new kid always slaps his cap on without bending the brim. If a new guy showed up and knew how to bend the brim, he also tended to know how to throw, catch, run, and whatever. You see baseless prejudice, I see people wearing baseball caps that don't even know how to hold the ball. I'll be the first to admit it isn't a flawless system, but then I'm not using it for anything meaningful Now, if I was picking teams for kickball...

 

that made me lol.

 

Not sure why I don't wear my bill flat, but I think it may have something to do with one of the following three reasons:

1) I'm not 15. (Like my nephew's friend who recently got popped for trying to steal a bottle of Captain Morgan from a local supermarket.)

2) I don't live in the 909. ( - sorry, non-socal'ers)

or

3) Both

I do, however, think that flat bills will be to this decade what parachute pants were to the 80's, and Hilfiger was to the 90's.

 

Unless your trying to cover a bald spot , or are under 10 hats are ghey.

Nothing sadder than a twenty something "thug" from the mean streets of the suburbs of OC coming down to the beach trying to act all gangster. Today we saw a guy wearing a wife beater tank top , shorts that went below his knees ,sporting his hat sideways. This bean pole thug was strutting along the pier.

Poor fool was being laughed at by the locals and yet he thought he was the man of the beach.

 

HAHA the milkshake in a brown bag tryin to show the 40oz ghetto look

 

I just think it's great how google ads posted a banner ad when I clicked on this thread for Thefedorastore dot com at the bottom of the thread on s2ki god bless the internet