I was testing children in my sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" "No!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again, the answer was "No!" By now I was starting to smile. "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" Again, they all answered "No!." I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued "Then how can I get into heaven?" A six year-old boy shouted out "You've gotta be f**kin dead!"

 

 

truth

 

stupid sunday school teacher.

 

damn straight

 

smart kids

 

haha nice!