How have you gotten revenge?
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From: Newport Beach
3 or 4 years ago got cut off and flipped off by a small little man/ boy. He had a for sale sign on his car. Grabbed the number and called him a couple hours later. I told him it was the car I was looking for ( POS sedan ). I told him to meet me at a outdoor mall nearby. I was meeting my wife for lunch and the bank was across the courtyard. We watched him wait for around 20/25 minutes. I called him on his cell and told him I was stuck in traffic. I made him wait another 20 minutes. Called him back and told him I wouldn't get there. Next day I changed my voice and did pretty much the same thing. Skipped a day and did the same thing. Last time my wife called him ( she has a phone sex voice). Tiny waited a hour for her. After that I called him and told tiny that I was the guy he cut off and been jerking him around all week.
We toasted him at happy hour that night.
We toasted him at happy hour that night.
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My favs are more like playful pranks, but still good...
The "axe bomb" and "shaving cream bomb"
I take a can of axe deoderant spray, wrap it top-to-bottom in duct tape so that the nozzle is stuck down, spraying everywhere. I then do the same thing with a can of shaving cream (not gel). Knock on the person's door, as soon as they open, throw both way into the room and run. They have three choices
1) kick your ass (unlikely)
2)try to diffuse the shaving cream (in which case their house reeks like man-love because the whole can of axe will have unloaded before they can get to it)
3)diffuse the axe bomb. This is easier because the tape is not slippery from shaving cream, but it will still take a minute, and by then their living room will be filled with shaving cream.
After that, just watch your back
The "axe bomb" and "shaving cream bomb"
I take a can of axe deoderant spray, wrap it top-to-bottom in duct tape so that the nozzle is stuck down, spraying everywhere. I then do the same thing with a can of shaving cream (not gel). Knock on the person's door, as soon as they open, throw both way into the room and run. They have three choices
1) kick your ass (unlikely)
2)try to diffuse the shaving cream (in which case their house reeks like man-love because the whole can of axe will have unloaded before they can get to it)
3)diffuse the axe bomb. This is easier because the tape is not slippery from shaving cream, but it will still take a minute, and by then their living room will be filled with shaving cream.
After that, just watch your back
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From: St Paul
Years back I worked at a retail electronics store and always had to be careful what I said or did. You have to keep those customers happy no matter how rude they get. Anyway, I needed to sell some of my personal stereo stuff and placed an ad in the classifieds. I finally get a call three days later and the guy offers me $750 bucks for my stuff. This was a $100 less than I was asking, but I needed the money. I agreed. He showed up the next day with his girlfriend and says he'll give me $675. I reminded him we agreed on $750. He said that was yesterdays price. His girlfriend smiled, impressed at his skills. I thought about how much I needed the money and how few calls I had got on the stuff. Then I thought about all the creeps I had to be nice to at the store. I told him what he could do with his $675 and what a great deal he had at $750 and asked him to leave. He went out to the car with the girlfriend and came back alone 5 minutes later with $750. I told him to get lost. That was yesterdays price. Today it's $850. He left again. Got in the car with his girlfriend where she proceeded to yell at him and grab her purse. He came back with $850.