How have you gotten revenge?
KEV-MN
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From: Napa
I wish I could claim it as my own, but it isn't. Was sent to me years ago, but seemed appropriate for this thread.
From personal experience though:
I went to a hardware store to return something I had purchased. As I approached the customer service counter, the clerk turned his back to me. He then picked up his ringing phone. Some lady was asking about a sales item and after being told by the clerk that it was in stock, she asked him to hold it for her. He explained how they were not allowed to hold sales items, that it was first come- first served. I then had to listen while he explained the reasons all over again. Then I waited for the third explanation. When he started doing it the fourth time, I reached over the counter, pushed down the button on his phone disconnecting her, and when he turned around and looked at me, I said "now I solved both our problems". He was mad, but not as mad as I was.
From personal experience though:
I went to a hardware store to return something I had purchased. As I approached the customer service counter, the clerk turned his back to me. He then picked up his ringing phone. Some lady was asking about a sales item and after being told by the clerk that it was in stock, she asked him to hold it for her. He explained how they were not allowed to hold sales items, that it was first come- first served. I then had to listen while he explained the reasons all over again. Then I waited for the third explanation. When he started doing it the fourth time, I reached over the counter, pushed down the button on his phone disconnecting her, and when he turned around and looked at me, I said "now I solved both our problems". He was mad, but not as mad as I was.
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From: At the bottom, drowning
Not so much revenge but a prank
In college, most fraternities have a ritual for the guy that passes out first. Maybe shave an eyebrow or something. But you have to be careful cuz it takes weeks to grow an eyebrow back (I've seen it) and that really makes people violent.
We would take a packet of unsweetened grape Kool-aid and dump it in the light-weight's mouth. Just a little powder. But as the person sleeps, and drools cuz he is drunk, quite a few nice purple lines make their way down the face. It usually takes about 3 days for the purple stains on their face to wash off.
Just make sure you lay a little plastic below them. That way it doesn't ruin a couch or carpet (one person puked and we learned that grape Kool-aid ruins carpet).
In college, most fraternities have a ritual for the guy that passes out first. Maybe shave an eyebrow or something. But you have to be careful cuz it takes weeks to grow an eyebrow back (I've seen it) and that really makes people violent.
We would take a packet of unsweetened grape Kool-aid and dump it in the light-weight's mouth. Just a little powder. But as the person sleeps, and drools cuz he is drunk, quite a few nice purple lines make their way down the face. It usually takes about 3 days for the purple stains on their face to wash off.
Just make sure you lay a little plastic below them. That way it doesn't ruin a couch or carpet (one person puked and we learned that grape Kool-aid ruins carpet).
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From: Yardley PA
Here's one that really stinks. I guess back in High School you's call this kid the wiseass, pick on the little guy jerkoff. One day he decided to loosen the lug nut's on my friends little brothers car. Fortunately nothing happend to him or the car, but we had had enough of his crap.
Well one summer Saturday afternoon we see him leaving his car in the local 7-11 parking lot to head off to a car show. Where we grew up some fresh stinky road kill is always easy to find. So we took a little ride and we find a nice ripe skunk. Throw the poor dead thing in the back of the truck and head back to the 7-11. The idiot left his door unlocked so we tossed that skunk in the back seat and shut the door. I guess it was a good six hours before he came back. I dont think that smell ever left that car.
Well one summer Saturday afternoon we see him leaving his car in the local 7-11 parking lot to head off to a car show. Where we grew up some fresh stinky road kill is always easy to find. So we took a little ride and we find a nice ripe skunk. Throw the poor dead thing in the back of the truck and head back to the 7-11. The idiot left his door unlocked so we tossed that skunk in the back seat and shut the door. I guess it was a good six hours before he came back. I dont think that smell ever left that car.
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From: In a glass case of emotion!
I know a guy that did something that I think I would have killed someone over. Here is the breakdown of the story as I received it, and I will just call the people Bob and Joe.
Bob pissed off Joe by spreading a bunch of terrible lies about Joe that were pretty terrible.
Bob pretty much claimed ignorance despite overwhelming evidence by witnesses that the lies were told.
Joe vowed revenge.
Joe was at a party one night where Bob and Bob's girlfriend were getting drunk. (Can you see this getting bad yet?)
Joe somehow ended up talking to Bob's girlfriend while Bob was out shooting the breeze with other partygoers.
Joe takes Bob's girlfriend, and Joe's video camera, into the bedroom and tapes Bob's girlfriend giving Joe a blowjob.
He then sends the tape to Bob with a note 'Your girlfriend is a slut, but sucks a mean dick'.
True story. When I heard this happened I laughed until I almost cried.
Bob pissed off Joe by spreading a bunch of terrible lies about Joe that were pretty terrible.
Bob pretty much claimed ignorance despite overwhelming evidence by witnesses that the lies were told.
Joe vowed revenge.
Joe was at a party one night where Bob and Bob's girlfriend were getting drunk. (Can you see this getting bad yet?)
Joe somehow ended up talking to Bob's girlfriend while Bob was out shooting the breeze with other partygoers.
Joe takes Bob's girlfriend, and Joe's video camera, into the bedroom and tapes Bob's girlfriend giving Joe a blowjob.
He then sends the tape to Bob with a note 'Your girlfriend is a slut, but sucks a mean dick'.
True story. When I heard this happened I laughed until I almost cried.
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From: Deez Nutz
The worst revenge i know of is what is commonly referred to as 'top shelfing'.
Top shelfing is the process of putting something in the TANK of a toilet, so that when your "victim" flushes... all the nastiness comes out into the bowl when they flush. (this trick does NOT work on 'jet flush' or pressure vessel toilets)
Some of the worst things you can toss in there are:
a cup of used motor oil
taco bell 'supreme' tacos or
beef grilled stuft burrito (anything with lettuce, tomatos, rice, beef and sour cream)
or.. if you want to be TRULY despicable and foul, just take a dump up in there. It'll be a few days before the 'stool' breaks up enough to go down into the bowl (same thing with the grilled stuft burrito).
Anyways.. I'm through being disgusting for a night.
If anyone succesfully pulls this little gem off... you HAVE to post pics.
Top shelfing is the process of putting something in the TANK of a toilet, so that when your "victim" flushes... all the nastiness comes out into the bowl when they flush. (this trick does NOT work on 'jet flush' or pressure vessel toilets)
Some of the worst things you can toss in there are:
a cup of used motor oil
taco bell 'supreme' tacos or
beef grilled stuft burrito (anything with lettuce, tomatos, rice, beef and sour cream)
or.. if you want to be TRULY despicable and foul, just take a dump up in there. It'll be a few days before the 'stool' breaks up enough to go down into the bowl (same thing with the grilled stuft burrito).
Anyways.. I'm through being disgusting for a night.
If anyone succesfully pulls this little gem off... you HAVE to post pics.