Do you identify with any of these?

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGLES
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in California
7. Both hand in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS
10. Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
ALABAMA
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving
35 m.p.h. on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nvmys2k:
[B]9.

 

My favorite one is 5....

 

Hey, I resemble that post. I started trying to figure out where to mount my shotgun just after the downpayment. Guess I'll have to saw off the barrel and butt and make it a concealled stick of dynamite.

 

That is great! Unfortunately, pretty accurate, too.

 

Where are you from originally, Schatten; I can't believe you're a native Texan.

 

born in Dallas (0-8), grew up in Houston (age, 8-18), lived in Austin from 19 to present.

But I actually never got the accent.

 

GOLD COAST: Twin airbags in the passenger side, blonde hair, sunglasses.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Schatten:
[B]born in Dallas (0-8), grew up in Houston (age, 8-18), lived in Austin from 19 to present.