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how many dumps per day?

Old Jan 24, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by bjohnston,Jan 24 2008, 02:41 PM
^ Seems to lack hard data.
It's mostly up in the air.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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Some of you are gross lol. No sharts please. Anyways I think once a day at a certain is the healthiest? There's NO way I shit more than once a day unless I'm having stomachache or other problems. I shit at workplace because our washroom is quiet and all of the time it's empty. There are about 2 males on my floor and others are all females.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 02:21 PM
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it hit me a little late tonight, but that's what i get for eating a late lunch....a half hour later than the usual aint to bad
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jan 24 2008, 12:37 PM
how do you give half a shit?
A good point...it's like saying I'm pregnant or dead. You either are or you aren't, no halfway here. Soon as a poop drops, it's a full blown poop.




*That was an average
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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The effect your diet has on ze poop is fantastic.

Last weekend I experienced blackness from my bowels that I hadn't seen since drinking Guiness for the entire night last St Patrick's Day. It actually scared me because it went on for 3 days.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 03:00 PM
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Real Guiness makes better shits.

And you single poopers, the US and CAn has some really great GI cancers, too...
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Jan 24 2008, 04:28 PM
I wouldn't include alli induced anal leakage, or minute partial dumps were you can only squeeze out a broken turtle. The line here is blurred though, as it requires a definition of one contiguous fecal mass. perhaps someone can develop a color and density chart to aid in the determination.
We'll go by weight...
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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weight or density, because fatties float
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 03:25 PM
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They already go by weight in Courics(Katie couric)

Don't you guys watch south park?

BTW it's at least two for me, sometimes 3, and if i eat a super burrito before bed it's usually 3 times before work in the morning
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Modacar,Jan 24 2008, 05:25 PM
They already go by weight in Courics(Katie couric)
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