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Old Oct 22, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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How To Clean Your Cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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Old Oct 22, 2004 | 01:56 PM
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Old Oct 22, 2004 | 03:21 PM
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That's sooO fcuk'ed up
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Old Oct 22, 2004 | 03:52 PM
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Old Oct 22, 2004 | 07:52 PM
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$hi+ is wrong...LOL!
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Old Oct 22, 2004 | 08:12 PM
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ahahah wow, i really needed that
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Old Oct 25, 2004 | 07:17 PM
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Well, I use self-cleaning oven, but I suppose toilet works too.




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Old Oct 26, 2004 | 10:31 AM
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Old Oct 26, 2004 | 11:50 AM
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That is funny as shit.
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Old Oct 26, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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