dont bet on that

i;m havin the time of my life

 

I'm turning 35 in Feb.


The one thing there is to look forward to (assuming you've not totally screwed yourself up) is a bigger income than you had when you were 25.



If you are like me, and have managed to stay kid-free, then that means more toys!

 

how did you manage to stay kid free??? im getting pressured from all over the place, wife, parents, relatives...aaagh it never ends!! i should get fixed

 

i am 35... i have a 10 year old and an 8 year old... kids are fun! We have 4 wheelers.... go to chuck e cheeses, splash each other in puddles, etc.....

Wish I could have a stripper or 4 also.

happy birthday! You bald yet?

 

Happy birthday. I just turned 35 last month. Man I feel old. The day I hit 35 you know what happened? My testicles fell off!!!!! I hope your 35th goes better.

 

I second that. Same experience happened with me the day I turned 35. I was enjoying my Car and Driver Magazine in the john, when all of a sudden I here two noticable "plops". I look down but all i can see is my crap. I flush the toilet and it starts going down and about half the shit gets flushed away but then out of nowhere it starts backing out on me and up pops of of my nads!!! Looks like the other got away in the original flush but at least I was able to save one of the boys. Well thankfully I got to the hospital and they were able to make a mold of it so I could get a replacement put it to match up with the remaining original.

Moral of the story is, becareful on your 35th birthday cause you can lose your balls. Don't think it can't happen to you.

 

ill be 21 in march

 

Eeeek. Don't remind me. I'm 22 in June. Geminis represent