We haven't had a shit thread in awhile.

For as long as I can recall, I've been amazingly regular. A large dump between 9am and noon every day, typically at 11am on the dot. Every three days I would also drop a decent crap between 7 and 9pm.

For the past week I've been shitting copious amounts with ridiculous frequency. Yesterday I crapped five times, but I will chalk one up to being a string shit.. i.e. it was broken in two. I just got back from taking a crap about 15 minutes ago. It was my 4th of the day. One shortly after waking at maybe 8am. It was large enough to convince me I might be done for the day. But then I took one at work after coffee, maybe 10:30pm. Then again right before I went to lunch around 11:50, and another just before this, at maybe 1:40. While none of them could be considered massive, they were all certainly within the weight range of a shit that would exit from a 1-2 times per day normal crapping human.

I know where it's all coming from, and I better stop because my asshole wouldn't be this sore if I split shifts with Sleep_TIme at his new job. I've been eating A LOT right before bed because up until today, my eating schedule has been F'd and I've been starving around midnight. The food has nothing to do, and I just shit it out. So, don't eat a full meal right before bed.

Ok, that's all. Feel free to talk about your shit and asshole too. It feels good to talk to someone.

 

Glad to see you are crappin' on company time.

 

Yea, I have a favorite stall too. It's been getting a lot of use.

 

thats how I roll. saves $$$ on toilet paper....

 

heard about some guys at my old consulting company who calculated out how much money they were making every time they took a shit. they'd start a stopwatch program which had their hourly bill rate built in, go, come back, stop the timer and see the $.

$20-$40 a shit... depending on your rate and how long you take... funny stuff.

 

 

[quote name='vtec9' date='Jan 9 2009, 02:03 PM'] We haven't had a shit thread in awhile.

For as long as I can recall, I've been amazingly regular.

 

I'm between 4 and 7pm everyday, unless I'm very busy at work up until close at 8:30, then once I get home at about 9:15 it's that time.

that's about it for me

a friend of mine no lie goes at least 3 times a day everyday and he doesn't eat alot either.

 

I punish the toilet thrice daily. In fact, number three is coming on any moment........

 

usually twice a day morning & evening if it is less than that I feel like I'm gonna