I'm sure you still had a gas.

 

I had a weird dream last night that I committed a murder with 10 other people (probably because I watched Fast 5 yesterday) and I was trying to leave the country and somebody arranged new passports for us with other names. Some how I got stuck with a russian name that consisted of a fifteen letter last name that I couldn't do a signature for because I couldn't read it and remember it so I had to keep flipping through a magazine that had that last name in it. I come to find out that my new russian name was a Ukranian basketball player. The passport/immigration official told me that I was suspicious because I started signing my name and then erased it because I made a mistake. I then ran away and yelled at someone saying I wanted a german name because I can at least speak german.


It was weird to say the least.