So I head to the grocery store for some dinner and bought a few chicken kabobs. Had em all seasoned up and go outside to turn on the grille when I find this:

A dove in a nest on the grille


She had 3 eggs in the nest to the best that I could tell:


So I went to my closet:


Raised my weapon:



And made some chicken on the stove. No birds were harmed during this posting, unless you count the chicken that I ate for dinner. He died.

 

uh

 

did you eat the eggs too?

 

I believe you meant to say she died.

And aren't doves white? That one looks brownish?

 

its a mourning dove


and they are all that color

 

Hahahaha!! That is funny

 

damn i can't believe the bird didn't move

 

Dedication

Something a lot of people lack unfortunately.

 

props to that female bird having major balls

 

Just about all Mourning Doves are like that... They just don't move for you. One time, I almost stepped on one when I was walking through my backyard in Texas, It was just sitting there, and I was like, "wtf... is it dead?" so I nudged it with my foot and it took off flying. If you are lucky, you can even catch one with your bare hands.