I hate Christmas shopping
The cold, the crowds, searching for a gift for your lady. Have you guys ever walked alone into a Victorias Secret? The ladies in there searching through panties make you feel as welcome as a wet dog in an elevator. O.K. I shouldn't have held that see through thing up against that lady, but she was about the right size! Then walking into a craft store, I swear I could feel my dick shriveling up!
Men don't belong in here, and the ladies let you know that as soon as you walk in the door! I have decided that cash and gift cards are the way to go.
Rick
Men don't belong in here, and the ladies let you know that as soon as you walk in the door! I have decided that cash and gift cards are the way to go.
Rick
is that an "indiana saying" ? 
I hate x-mas (shopping) too.... my kids already have damn near anything they could want (spoiled little beasts....
..)......anything I buy for my wife or my parents never gets used (and vice versa...what they buy me i don't use)......... but....with as busy as the malls are, they should figure out some way to make x-mas twice a year for their sake.

Originally posted by S2KDudeRick
make you feel as welcome as a wet dog in an elevator.
make you feel as welcome as a wet dog in an elevator.
I hate x-mas (shopping) too.... my kids already have damn near anything they could want (spoiled little beasts....
..)......anything I buy for my wife or my parents never gets used (and vice versa...what they buy me i don't use)......... but....with as busy as the malls are, they should figure out some way to make x-mas twice a year for their sake.
Originally posted by S2KDudeRick
The cold, the crowds, searching for a gift for your lady. Have you guys ever walked alone into a Victorias Secret? The ladies in there searching through panties make you feel as welcome as a wet dog in an elevator. O.K. I shouldn't have held that see through thing up against that lady, but she was about the right size! Then walking into a craft store, I swear I could feel my dick shriveling up!
Men don't belong in here, and the ladies let you know that as soon as you walk in the door! I have decided that cash and gift cards are the way to go.
Rick
The cold, the crowds, searching for a gift for your lady. Have you guys ever walked alone into a Victorias Secret? The ladies in there searching through panties make you feel as welcome as a wet dog in an elevator. O.K. I shouldn't have held that see through thing up against that lady, but she was about the right size! Then walking into a craft store, I swear I could feel my dick shriveling up!
Men don't belong in here, and the ladies let you know that as soon as you walk in the door! I have decided that cash and gift cards are the way to go.
Rick
Then, like you said, Victoria's Secret is the most unwelcoming place on earth. At least when I go in there with my girlfriend, I'm the official "purse holder" so I have a purpose for being in there. I should get a purple heart just for going in there by myself to shop for my girlfriend.
I do almost all of my Christmas shopping online now. No traffic, no malls, no lines, no rude people, and it all gets delivered to my door.
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I don't really care about Christmas shopping. I work at a big retail store department in the mall. I get good discount through where I work. Make my gift seem more expensive then it really is. I tend to shop at night though because even employees have to wait in line for the register well sometimes.



