I just had the most bizzare random thought
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Originally posted by MyBad
A couple Gingers and a whole bunch of Mary Anns would probably do it!!
And maybe a couple JLH's and a Jennifer or two.
And of course, WENDY for me!
A couple Gingers and a whole bunch of Mary Anns would probably do it!!
And maybe a couple JLH's and a Jennifer or two.
And of course, WENDY for me!
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From: West Henrietta UPSTATE NY
Mindcore,
I'll make you a deal.
Sounds like you might become President or King. I'm about $190,000 short in assets (American funds), but that should not be a problem. I will become your official track consultant/car magistrate. I can handle many responsibilities simultaneously, which makes me an extremely suitable candidate for such an outstanding career opportunity. You will never have to worry about your car not being ready for the track, I will take care of these complex tasks to leave you time to do more important things like running the island. I only ask a few things in return, please grant me and my Spa permission to come and play and allow me to live in the servants quarters at your estate so I can watch over your car.
I eagerly await your response. You will not be disappointed with my enthusiasm for helping you achieve a lower lap time.
Respectfully yours,
Triple-H
I'll make you a deal.
Sounds like you might become President or King. I'm about $190,000 short in assets (American funds), but that should not be a problem. I will become your official track consultant/car magistrate. I can handle many responsibilities simultaneously, which makes me an extremely suitable candidate for such an outstanding career opportunity. You will never have to worry about your car not being ready for the track, I will take care of these complex tasks to leave you time to do more important things like running the island. I only ask a few things in return, please grant me and my Spa permission to come and play and allow me to live in the servants quarters at your estate so I can watch over your car.
I eagerly await your response. You will not be disappointed with my enthusiasm for helping you achieve a lower lap time.
Respectfully yours,
Triple-H
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From: harrisburg
1) Argentina would be alot cheaper right now
2) We would have to get rid of the argentinians (or atleast all males, and females>35 and <17)
3) if the "civic island people" came we would just have to talk real soft and they would never hear us after years of coffee cans buzzing in their ears
4) the "boxter people" would not be able to function without their cell phones, palm pilots, and beepers, therefore these would be outlawed...
5) ditto on the kool-aid statement (see wirejock)
6) carry on my king...
-your humble servant
2) We would have to get rid of the argentinians (or atleast all males, and females>35 and <17)
3) if the "civic island people" came we would just have to talk real soft and they would never hear us after years of coffee cans buzzing in their ears
4) the "boxter people" would not be able to function without their cell phones, palm pilots, and beepers, therefore these would be outlawed...
5) ditto on the kool-aid statement (see wirejock)
6) carry on my king...
-your humble servant
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From: Erock is da shizzle
All right guys, here's what I got so far.
First off, looking thru the last few issues of the Robb Report it would seem that there are plenty of islands that will suit us.
We can be an independent country, while being allies with the US and Canada.
Raptor will take care of the Air force, with itweintz as the pilot ( someone needs to train him first I think
)
There will only be one access to the island, highly gaurded, allowing Civic, and Boxster owners in, only when we feel like kicking thier asses
HHH gets to me my personal car monkey But it better be spotless 24/7!!!
Kool-aid would be outlawed...But beer,and other alcohol will flow freely, perhaps taps on every street corner!
Ok, now importantly, the women issue...I agree that this is a priority. I figure a 10 to 1 ratio, would alleviate any one going home alone on any night one chooses... I figure if we have a store where women can shop for free, they will flock to the island.We will be selective though!
I've contacted Jennifer, Just waiting for her reply. perhaps cloning will be warrented.. I'll discuss that with our scientific department.
More to come shortly...
Hail to the King baby!!
First off, looking thru the last few issues of the Robb Report it would seem that there are plenty of islands that will suit us.
We can be an independent country, while being allies with the US and Canada.
Raptor will take care of the Air force, with itweintz as the pilot ( someone needs to train him first I think
) There will only be one access to the island, highly gaurded, allowing Civic, and Boxster owners in, only when we feel like kicking thier asses
HHH gets to me my personal car monkey
But it better be spotless 24/7!!!Kool-aid would be outlawed...But beer,and other alcohol will flow freely, perhaps taps on every street corner!
Ok, now importantly, the women issue...I agree that this is a priority. I figure a 10 to 1 ratio, would alleviate any one going home alone on any night one chooses... I figure if we have a store where women can shop for free, they will flock to the island.
We will be selective though!I've contacted Jennifer, Just waiting for her reply. perhaps cloning will be warrented.. I'll discuss that with our scientific department.
More to come shortly...
Hail to the King baby!!
