I like Mindcore's idea more and more .

Somewhere deep in the carribean....
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We'd have to buy the rights from LucasArts and change the name to "The Secret of Mindkey Island" though .

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]As Commander-in-Chief of the Air Force, I will contact my good friend, Bernie Ecclestone, to see about getting our new, beautiful, challenging track included on the F-1 circuit.

 

F-15E Strike Eagles with look down-shoot down and over the horizon kill capabilities on 24 hour alert. You can be a squadron commander.

 

Thank-you Sir. (salutes)

 

I could help you with the bomb, you know -
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Did I ever mention that I'm a Doctor?

 

This is a major breakthrough. The Raptor has just gotten hard confirmation from Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld of preliminary approval of the first foreign procurement of the F-22 Raptor next generation air superiority/stealth fighter for us. I didn't get my moniker for nothing, you know.

 

Ohhhh...very nice. F22

 

Oh yeah, we'll also need at least one Trident II missile-firing submarine, with 24 Trident II ICBMs, each with 10 super accurate D5 MIRV (multiple independently targeted reentry vehicles? Who wants to be captain of that puppy/boat? (Submarines are called boats.)

 

I humbly nominate myself for position of Admiral of the Navy. With my sea experience as well as experience with nuclear missiles and contacts with the Russians/Ukrainians and Norweigans I am a prime candidate!

 

Simple solution to the woman problem:

Step 1: Get floorplan of Mall of America in Bloomington, MN

Step 2: Take said floorplans to Kinko's and duplicate at 150% scale

Step 3: Build mall with catchy name (TBD)

Step 4: Advertise in all 1st world countries that harbor beautiful females: "EVERYTHING IS 10-50% OFF!"

Step 5: Don't let them leave

Build it and they will come.......

Man, I should be Secretary of Commerce or something for an idea like this!