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Old Oct 12, 2004 | 08:49 AM
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uh raj...That was both in a movie and a commercial......
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Old Oct 12, 2004 | 08:50 AM
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I thought it was just an urban legend.

I mean..wait, I know this guy who knows this girl that knows her sister's uncles' boyfriends third cousin that knows the guy that did it.
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Old Oct 12, 2004 | 08:50 AM
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My favorite one:

What type of attractive force or bond holds the sodium ions and chloride ions together in a crystal of sodium chloride?

James Bond

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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Oct 12 2004, 12:50 PM
I thought it was just an urban legend.

I mean..wait, I know this guy who knows this girl that knows her sister's uncles' boyfriends third cousin that knows the guy that did it.
I actually did know a guy who ducked out right after the test was handed out.
Professor never saw him leave.
He looked up all the questions in the book, made sure all the answers
where correct, then later went to the professors office when we knew
that he wasn't there. Then he threw the completed test under the door
so that it landed close to the professor's desk.
The professor assumed the test had fallen from the stack on his
desk and graded it with the rest.

I've always wondered what ever happened to that guy after graduation.
He's probably either a successful businessman or in jail doing time.
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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 1QUICK1,Oct 13 2004, 08:55 AM
I actually did know a guy who ducked out right after the test was handed out.
Professor never saw him leave.
He looked up all the questions in the book, made sure all the answers
where correct, then later went to the professors office when we knew
that he wasn't there. Then he threw the completed test under the door
so that it landed close to the professor's desk.
The professor assumed the test had fallen from the stack on his
desk and graded it with the rest.

I've always wondered what ever happened to that guy after graduation.
He's probably either a successful businessman or in jail doing time.
Isn't he running for re-election as president?
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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ajlafleche,Oct 13 2004, 01:41 PM
Isn't he running for re-election as president?
zing. By the way, if it's true, great story.
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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:48 PM
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This guy doesn't have SHIT on Peter.

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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 07:39 PM
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Good literature, no doubt.
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Old Oct 14, 2004 | 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by TwistedS2k,Oct 12 2004, 06:14 PM
i can't believe they accepted that stupid kid to college
Guys, it's not a tertiary college - it's a secondary college, equivalent to your high school.

We call our tertiary institutions Universities. Having said that, however, the level of education at an Australia/New Zealand secondary school is equivalent to a North American tertiary institution
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Old Oct 14, 2004 | 10:11 AM
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Peter is the man..

seriosuly pissed my pants laughing.. and im reading it in class tooo
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