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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 09:16 AM
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s2kadrenalin talks like them Canadians and Brits:

I need a favour from a US citizen, ebay item related.
Bet he spells color with a u too!
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 10:44 AM
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"windscreen" s2ki community is awesome props to munnerlyn for lending a hand
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Old Apr 9, 2010 | 03:00 PM
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Sorry, I will not marry you for money in exchange for a green card!!!
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Old Apr 10, 2010 | 05:40 AM
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good thing he got it cheap, i could see a bunch of s2ki buds trying to help out and bidding against each other, driving a $1 item up to $100...
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Old Apr 10, 2010 | 07:03 AM
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DEAR SIR,

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

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Old Apr 11, 2010 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by nightcrawler7188,Apr 8 2010, 08:12 AM
i saw the title and thought you might want to marry one of us for a month or 2 lol
has to be for 2 years
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Old Apr 11, 2010 | 07:14 PM
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I love S2ki, you guys are awesome!
(never been to this forum before)
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Old Apr 11, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by spicyhands,Apr 11 2010, 09:14 PM
(never been to this forum before)
eh, you're not missing much...
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