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I need to learn to strip tease

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Old Sep 27, 2004 | 09:25 PM
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I want to be able to learn how to dance and strip tease. I am a guy by the way, so dont hit on me.

I figured I just want to add another dimension to my arsenal. I have a great body so I figure why not? Anybody got any websites, or recommendations.

I know it''s probably real easy to learn, but I'm not the one with the best type of rhythm when it comes to dancing. Thanks in advance for help, and thanks in advance for the entertaining replies that will come.
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Old Sep 27, 2004 | 09:33 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 05:06 AM
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Damn Manny, where you getting these
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 06:05 AM
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You don't really need to learn how to do it. Just put on some cheesey music, jump up and down a bit, and gyrate your hips in a circular motion. Basically just the air standing up.

Girls will love you.
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 06:33 AM
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the first time I read your post I thought that I was in the "sex in the S2000" thread! Could be cut and past for a good laugh
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 06:59 AM
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haha manny those pics are funny
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 01:30 PM
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It's all about the hip gyration
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 02:20 PM
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dude, lay off of the booze.
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 04:25 PM
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Rent American Pie and watch it over and over. The guy looked goofy and the girl fell in love with him. He did just what Naomi said and it worked. Hey, it was in the movie so it must be true.
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 07:59 PM
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i have lots of gay videos of them monkey's sucking each other off..

they also do their little strip dance before hand... pretty good at it i must say.

you can prob learn from those...

u have to pay for membership tho..
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