You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years. Then you go to college. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, and then you are ready for high school. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous. Then you're in grade school. You're a kid and you play. You have no responsibilities. Then you're a baby and are the center of attention. Then you're a newborn baby and are really the center of attention. Then you spend your last 9 months peacefully floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day. You finish off as an orgasm!

 

i think i saw this in a movie once.

 

I heard the marathon swim with no arms and legs, competing with billion others is pretty rough. No thanks.

 

^ Don't think you'd exist to that point as sperm only have 1/2 the chromosomes you need. If chemotaxis had a "feeling", then it would probably be more annoying than rough!

 

then your life wouldn't finish off in an orgasm. it'll finish off with you being pulled apart into two pieces.

 

nice!

 

Yeah, but you're the winner!

 

zygote happiness FTW


sounds like fun to me

 

Something is making it swim.

 

Flagellum + chemotaxis.