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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 07:22 AM
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One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

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A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

One-night stand gone awry: Wayne Fisher awoke to find Dominique Fisher had carved her name into his arm

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

Fisher was found guilty of unlawfully wounding Mr Robinson. She will be sentenced later this month

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.





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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 07:29 AM
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Holy shot. That's why you hit it at her place and GTFO!
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:19 AM
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I'd hit it sober.
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:28 AM
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no pain, no gain
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:48 AM
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reminds me of the beatles song

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:54 AM
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Right idea, wrong Beatles song. . .

"She's not a girl who misses much. . . "

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Hopefully he got IDB, or else this was even MORE trouble than it was worth.
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:55 AM
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thats ****ed up.


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..i'd totally hit it
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 6 2009, 12:54 PM
Right idea, wrong Beatles song. . .

"She's not a girl who misses much. . . "

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Hopefully he got IDB, or else this was even MORE trouble than it was worth.
i just recognized the Blackburn, Lancashire.

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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 09:01 AM
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True 'nuff. 4,000 holes, and he found the craziest one.
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Soul Coughing,Feb 6 2009, 12:48 PM
reminds me of the beatles song

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I love that song.

On another note, I would hit it sober with the lights on.
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