Imagine yourself screaming that out at the top of your lungs. And the best part is its true! What would you do?


I would do two chicks at the same time. Chicks dig a dude with money.

 

I'd change my name to scotchtape and have affairs with married women.

 

 

i don't get it....if i had that money i wouldn't have to do married chicks anymore...i could do virgins

 

 

 

 

i'd buy out my old job.. turn it into a drifting parking lot

 

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

 

I'd tell nobody