why are we assuming its a "he"

this situation has female written all over it. what straight male owns a sunfire? combine that with the fail parking job and leaving the window down... yeah.

 

He / she is parked perfectly parallel to your car. If there wasn't a passenger on that side, they're lame but I don't think worthy of a second thought.

 

No damage to your car: Move along.

Damage to your car: All bets are off.

However, since it's the passenger side, I'm guessing that door didn't even get opened. The spaces in the lot look pretty wide. Is there like a 5 foot gap on the other side of the Sunfire? Or was the bad park job caused by some jackass in a lifted truck on the other side?

 

 

It is florida and most of the male wiggers think a sunfire = ferrari.

 

To the OP:

I feel your pain. I came out to this a few years ago.

 

God dammit.... that fat ###### in the minivan......its the whole reason I always keep brake fluid and roofing nails in my trunk.

I have raped so many minivans, pickups and SUVs for seeking me out in the parking space that is out in oblivion and then parking so close I cant get my damn door open. I then usually do something to make sure they cant get their door open, I love to jam this in keyholes and other surfaces it could seal up

https://www.mightyputty.com/flare/next

This is also sweet quick revenge

http://www.amazon.com/Spring-Loaded-Window...r/dp/B000TSYF86


Go go ahead and park too close, Ill show you how cute it is!!

 

I think I have a new role model!

 

Ya I want it to be a well established norm for those who are fat inconsiderate fuks, Dont go out of your way to park next to a S2K or over the line because those dudes will F you up!"

 

Don't even get me started. Actually on second thought, I will start, but it will take some time to post it up. Look for a post from me in the near future about something that happen to me yesterday. I still need to upload some pictures.