"when?"

"where?"

"85?" (that is the 88 Mustang's speedo limit)

"a lot faster if you hadn't pulled me over!"

what would be your response?

 

"I was only in 3rd...I still had 3 to go when I saw you!"

 

All kidding aside, they only ask you this as an evidence gathering technique.

 

"cheers!" ... then he'd arrest me for DWI.

 

500 mph sir.

 

"Who? Me?" - Beetlejuice, Howard Stern Show

 

Better yet quote the speed of the rotation of the earth.

1000 mph sir.

Or better yet the rotation speed around the sun:

67,000 miles per hour sir.

 

well, sir, that means you were going an awefully lot faster than I was to catch up to me!

 

I guess the best response would be "how fast WAS I going?" ..

Speaking of the rotation of the earth, the other day I had a cool idea about turning back time by VTEC'ing.. do you think that if I went fast enough I could make the earth rotate backwards and turn back time?

 

cjb80, now are we talking like... Cher's "if I could turn back time"? or more in line with Superman's flying around the earth in order to reverse time? (sorry to ruin the surprise if you haven't seen it - EVER!)