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I'm going houseboating this weekend...

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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Jun 26 2008, 02:40 PM
THE HOUNDDOG GONNA EAT THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!
I missed that sentence as I flew through your post
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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Should be an awesome time. This is a great idea, mind me asking how much this runs? I'd like to get some friends together and do this sometime.
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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With 15 of us, it's $200/person for the boat plus we've each chipped in $25 so far for food and we have all meals covered (and shopped for by us) including breakfast, lunch, and dinner (steak/chicken one night, pizzas another, pasta/lasagna another, eggs, bacon, pancakes, waffles, etc etc, I can't remember what else) and we'll all chip in on gas when we're done. I'll tally it up at the end up we should be able to get 4 days and 3 nights out of this for under $300 plus whatever alcohol you're going to drink.
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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Some will have fun, some will mutter "I will NEVER, EVER do this again.
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 05:12 PM
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Well I think I can actually contribute to this thread.
I've done the Shuswap Houseboat trip twice before, and will be going again for round 3 in 2 weeks time for a buddy's stag!!
You are correct, Neilson Beach is the one to go to at night. There are essentially 2 beaches to pull up to at night. One is more family oriented, and the other is Neilson. There are 200 houseboats that pull up everynight, and park within 1 foot of each other. Be sure to get there early enough to get a decent spot (by 6pm). The night literally is an orgy on the beach. Every houseboat is a free-for-all. Just wander the beach, look for one with lots os chicks (ie. staggette), and go aboard for some drinks. Or method 2 is to make your boat the most appealing, so the ladies come to you! If you don't get laid on this trip my friend, then something is seriously wrong. Be sure bring an assload of booze. There is a cold beer and wine store on the lake, but they do charge a little more. When you pull up to the floating gas station, be sure to remember to buy as much ice as possible... you will use it. Twin Anchors are pretty cool, but when you book for next year (and after this trip, I guarantee you will), check out Waterways Houseboats. That's the way I've always gone. 4 story boat with marble floors, granite countertops, and a kick-ass twisty slide on the 3rd story that every girl gets topless for, just to go down it, because "hers doesn't have one". And if you can find a "Skipper" hat, then you're money!!
That's all I can think of for now.
Have fun man!!!
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jun 26 2008, 04:24 PM
Scot's mad cause he found out that going to bed every night with the same woman for the rest of the night doesn't even constitute a "sure thing" If something happens, it happens, if it doesn't, it doesn't...so I'll come home and bang the bajeebers out of someone here.

I can tell you this, if I'm sober enough at any point this weekend to be able to perform the act of sex then I'll feel I've done something wrong.
fast times at ridgemont high (made about a year before you were born...punk... )

the additude.... "the additude dictates that you don't care if she comes, lays, stays or prays...no matter what happens your toes are still tappin'.."



have fun...take pics... were a rubber..
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Damn sure sounds like fun to me.
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 08:37 PM
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Just wondering....

for a weekend like this... how much will it cost?
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by do177,Jun 26 2008, 11:37 PM
Just wondering....

for a weekend like this... how much will it cost?
look up about 4 posts... ~$300 per person plus alkyhaul.
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 05:52 AM
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you guys are disgusting. sex is a beautiful thing that should be shared between a husband and wife.
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